sasasasasasasasssa:

oooo12oo:

That’s it. Were tipping the dashboard today

looking4myson:

spidermanlet:

zorri:

*in a horse accent* help

This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce

astray in the hay!!!!!!!!

despazito:

aerodactylheresies:

despazito:

NO ONE INVITED YOU

thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy

and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry

10inchflaccid:

neutraldankhotel:

10inchflaccid:

neutraldankhotel:

you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

what?

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

hope youre okay

bakcheus:

Winking away 2018 like

rockincountryblues:

Dolly Parton, Linda Ronstadt and Emmylou Harris, 1987

lucasdeshazer:

tonasket, washington

bardsplay:

bardsplay:

I’m…..hongry

inthetags:

reblog and put in the tags your favourite endearment (sweetheart, honey, babe, etc) 

mysticbaconslice:

mysticbaconslice:

mysticbaconslice:

hey someone ask me what my least favorite piece of home decor in my room is

it’s my old ass piss flavored lava lamp

first of all

Dave is a fucking guest

llesbianfarmer:

angellfallendown:

anyways fuck america for not educating students about the aids crisis whatsoever

my drama teacher mentioned to us “most of my friends from college are dead” and I knew right away what he meant. he explained “I was a drama major in the 1980s” and still no one else in the class understood. he explained a little bit about the aids crisis, but these kids had no idea before. it is truly heartbreaking to hear about it, and especially to see it being erased.